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i need to pee

~I like flowers and making fetch happen~

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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17 minutes ago with 43,784 notes

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

11 hours ago with 97,294 notes

2hr:

things are happening and i don’t care

12 hours ago with 51 notes

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

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12 hours ago with 28,688 notes

babytitty:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

why do y’all do this?

12 hours ago with 8,073 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

obliviatedd:
This made me really uncomfortable.
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

12 hours ago with 147,137 notes

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

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12 hours ago with 47,123 notes

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

12 hours ago with 41,669 notes