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my milkshake does nothing

~I like flowers and making fetch happen~

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

9 hours ago with 351,664 notes

put a letter in my ask

  • ‎A - Available?
  • B - Birthday?
  • C - Crushing on?
  • D - Drink you last had?
  • E - Easiest person to talk to?
  • F - Favourite song?
  • G - Grade i hated?
  • H - Hometown?
  • I - Icecream flavour?
  • J - Jellybean flavour?
  • K - Killed someone?
  • L- Longest friendship?
  • M - Milkshake flavour?
  • N - Number of siblings?
  • O - One wish?
  • P - Person who called me last?
  • Q - Question your always asked?
  • R - Reason to smile?
  • S - Song i last sung?
  • T - Time you woke up?
  • U - Umbrella colour?
  • V - Very best friend?
  • W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
  • X - X rays i had?
  • Y - Your last time you cried?
  • Z - Zodiac sign?

15 hours ago with 166,460 notes

gorkolo:

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

Cat in the hat
xeiko:


high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA
  • My 9 year old brother: should I finish season 4 today?
  • Me: of course
  • Him: but there's 18 episodes left! It will take all day
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: i don't understand your issue

1 day ago with 154 notes

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

1 day ago with 213,148 notes

no:

*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?

1 day ago with 24,343 notes

zodiacsociety:

Zodiac Signs As Ice Cream Flavours!
Zodiac Signs In The Hunger Games
ZODIAC SIGNS AND THEIR WEAKNESS.
Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom
Zodiac Signs When Angry! 
Career Ideas For Your Zodiac Sign
chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

mcronson:

her lips are like the galaxy’s edge

and her kiss is the colour of a constellation falling into place

1 day ago with 85,678 notes

me nd my computer gf

  • me: dang bby u have quite the sex drive
  • gf: that me disc drive

1 day ago with 2,345 notes