my milkshake does nothing

~I like flowers and making fetch happen~


mailmen dont give a shit about your feelings

2 hours ago with 12 notes


if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

4 hours ago with 374,073 notes


I’ve been painting allllllllll day and my calves hurt from standing and my I’m so hungry it hurts

I don’t feel good ugh

9 hours ago with 0 notes

  • me when im 420 years old: lol

12 hours ago with 116,960 notes


talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

19 hours ago with 60,198 notes


Sometimes it feels nice to be half of something more whole than yourself



how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something

19 hours ago with 180,671 notes


the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

1 day ago with 131,173 notes