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my milkshake does nothing

~I like flowers and making fetch happen~

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

10 hours ago with 1,133,748 notes

bubbalicious28:

Awesome

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

13 hours ago with 347,305 notes

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

13 hours ago with 176,680 notes

colstal:

hey pup

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

13 hours ago with 188,568 notes

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

13 hours ago with 116,762 notes

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

13 hours ago with 288,400 notes

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

13 hours ago with 190,214 notes

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

13 hours ago with 744,838 notes

phobias:

"send me a dirty picture" 

image

13 hours ago with 106,247 notes

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER