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my milkshake does nothing

~I like flowers and making fetch happen~

  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

20 hours ago with 432,991 notes

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
dravenrodriguez:

I was told people were looking for the original poster and photo, so here it is folks.

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

1 day ago with 705,255 notes

edwardspoonhands:

I just received this amazing dollar bill bulldog not only folded but designed by Janessa Munt. http://janessamunt.com

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

1 day ago with 496,318 notes

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

image

1 day ago with 384,265 notes

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

1 day ago with 63,768 notes

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

1 day ago with 70,733 notes

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

1 day ago with 86,794 notes

shess-not-breathing-hello:

never have i related to anything more
willamholmes:

Thoughts and ideas flow through his mind like a waterfall. {x}